Can't anybody save me?!

There I was, at the top of a 90-story building. The police are trying to get me down, so I yell " It's no use. I'll jump and no one can save me! I love you mom!" and with that, I jump into a giant bowl of ice cream and I live happily ever after, until I get hit by a bus 3 times. But i'm not dead yet. I get up and walk away when a yak goes and tries to ram me, but it misses and hits a police car. The next thing people see is me bolting down the street with a giant yak chasing after me. I round a corner where a mob of Zombies awaits me. I jump and barely grab the ladder that my best friend michael put there the last time i came to this god-forsaken city. The zombies reach for me when sudenly the yak turns the corner and tramples the wave of zombies, killing them instantly for a second time. While the zombies are preoccupied by the yak i jump off the rail behind the yak and run for my life. I take the bazooka out and look at the ammo, one shot left.

My school sucks

Does your school suck? Are you tired of the teachers bossing you around all the time? If so, Graduate early and/or skip a grade. Don't do drugs and dont lie, cheat or steal.

Happy trails!

My nicest friend, Jacqui.

My friend Jacqie is a high-schooler, but she's really nice, kind and the best friend I ever had. She's great in school (never skips) and she's awesome. She's great in math, reading and english. And she's an Angel, no matter what anyone says about her.

My friends 13th birthday!

My friend michael's birthday was on tuesday and his party was on sunday at Chuck E. Cheeses. My friend is so cool and i'm hoping that our friendship will last all through our adulthood.